YO mama is so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion
YO mama is so fat when she walked across the room the cd player jumped...AT THE RADIO STATION
YO mama is so fat her blood type is ragu
YO mama is so fat when she goes missing she takes up all four sides of the milk carton
YO mama is so fat shes got pounds in one pocket and yen in the other
YO mama is so fat the last time she saw '90210' was on the scales
YO mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of ... Full text

Yo mama so hairy, it look like she got buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died of rugburn when you were born. Full text