1 your mom is so fat when someone says lets haul ass she has to make 2 trips
2 your mom is so fat when she walks through the room the radio skips
3 your mom is so fat back in school everybody sat next to her
4 your mom is so ugly when she walks by the bathroom the toilet flushes
5 your mom is so hairy you almost died of rugburn when you were born Full text

1. yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
2. yo mama so nasty she gotta sneak up on bath water
3. yo mama so poor she had to put a milkshake on lay away
4. yo mama so old she took her drivers liscense picture ontop of a dinosaur
5. yo mama so old her social security number is in roman numerals Full text