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Knock knock jokes

Knock knock jokes are known to us from your childhood. They are well distributed in the English-speaking countries and very popular in the U.S.A, France, UK and many others. These jokes are very unobtrusive and the children can easily understand and even invent them. Knock knock joke is the best way to spend time with a fun with your child. Psychologists highly recommended using such jokes to communicate with children because they allow them to improve their language skills. The format of the knock knock jokes is a simple play of words which turns into a pun, and you can lift your mood with its help. So let's get a try! First always goes the expression: «knock knock», then the question: "Who's there?". Then the person usually says a word that can cause a pun. The receiver then asks: «Name who?» and other person continues punster line. When this is explained in detail, it does not seem so funny, but it is worth trying to come up with such jokes in the company of your children, and you will see that this is the most funny and good jokes.
Knock Knock Jokes #1520   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jack!
Jack who?
Jackdraft!



Knock Knock Jokes #1519   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jagger!
Jagger who!
Jagger'd edge!


Knock Knock Jokes #1518   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Katherine!
Katherine who?
Katherincan Queen!


Knock Knock Jokes #1517   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!


Knock Knock Jokes #1516   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leon!
Leon who?
Leon'ly one for me!


Knock Knock Jokes #1515   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I'm hungry!


Knock Knock Jokes #1514   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window


Knock Knock Jokes #1513   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kay!
Kay who?
Kay sera sera!


Knock Knock Jokes #1512   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leona!
Leona who?
Leona'ly way to go!


Knock Knock Jokes #1511   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Les!
Les who?
Les go for a swim!


Knock Knock Jokes #1510   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lester!
Lester who?
Lester over a new leaf!


Knock Knock Jokes #1509   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chloe!
Chloe who?
Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind!


Knock Knock Jokes #1508   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chopin!
Chopin who?
Chopin the supermarket!


Knock Knock Jokes #1507   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
China!
China who?
China just like old times isn't it!


Knock Knock Jokes #1506   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chip!
Chip who?
Chip of Fools!


Knock Knock Jokes #1505   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Who's there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!


Knock Knock Jokes #1504   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cello!
Cello who?
Cello dere!


Knock Knock Jokes #1503   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chow Mein!
Chow Mein who?
Chow mein to meet you my dear!


Knock Knock Jokes #1502   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Miniature!
Miniature who?
Miniature open the door, I'll tell you!


Knock Knock Jokes #1501   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cher!
Cher who?
Cher and share alike!


Knock Knock Jokes #1500   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cheese!
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!


Knock Knock Jokes #1499   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chad!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance!


Knock Knock Jokes #1498   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
No not Minnie-who - Minnehaha!


Knock Knock Jokes #1497   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minnie!
Minnie who?
Minnie more!


Knock Knock Jokes #1496   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minneapolis!
Minneapolis who?
Minneapolis a day keeps the doctor away!


Knock Knock Jokes #1495   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cy!
Cy who?
Cy'n on the botton line!


Knock Knock Jokes #1494   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Minsk!
Minsk who?


Knock Knock Jokes #1493   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril nice to meet you!


Knock Knock Jokes #1492   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!


Knock Knock Jokes #1491   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dali!
Dali who?
Dali've me alone!


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