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Knock knock jokes are known to us from your childhood. They are well distributed in the English-speaking countries and very popular in the U.S.A, France, UK and many others. These jokes are very unobtrusive and the children can easily understand and even invent them. Knock knock joke is the best way to spend time with a fun with your child. Psychologists highly recommended using such jokes to communicate with children because they allow them to improve their language skills. The format of the knock knock jokes is a simple play of words which turns into a pun, and you can lift your mood with its help. So let's get a try! First always goes the expression: «knock knock», then the question: "Who's there?". Then the person usually says a word that can cause a pun. The receiver then asks: «Name who?» and other person continues punster line. When this is explained in detail, it does not seem so funny, but it is worth trying to come up with such jokes in the company of your children, and you will see that this is the most funny and good jokes.
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Knock Knock Jokes #1490
(21.12.2006)
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
O'Shea!
O'Shea who?
O'Shea that's a sad story!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1489
(21.12.2006)
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
O'Shea!
O'Shea who?
O'Shea that's a sad story!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1488
(21.12.2006)
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1487
(21.12.2006)
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dana!
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1485
(21.12.2006)
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oswego!
Oswego who?
Oswego marching, marching home ...!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1483
(21.12.2006)
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pammy!
Pammy who?
Pammy the key, the door is locked!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1478
(21.12.2006)
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knock knock
who's there?
some!
some who?
some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.
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Knock Knock Jokes #1477
(21.12.2006)
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Interupting cow.
Interupting c.....
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Knock Knock Jokes #1476
(21.12.2006)
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Knock Knock
Who's there???????
Ketchup
Ketchup who??????
Ketch up with me and ill tell you
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Knock Knock Jokes #1475
(21.12.2006)
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Knock Knock
Whos There????
Lettuce
Lettuce who????
Let us in its cold out here
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Knock Knock Jokes #1474
(21.12.2006)
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1473
(21.12.2006)
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"knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Fuck you said"
"Fuck you said who?"
"Me!"
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Knock Knock Jokes #1471
(21.12.2006)
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Knock....
Knock......
Whos There???
"Littlle Boy Blue"....
"Little Boy Blue" Who???
MICKLE JACKSON!!!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1470
(21.12.2006)
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knock knock
who's there
abraham
abraham who
you never heard of
abrahamyou idiot
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Knock Knock Jokes #1469
(21.12.2006)
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knock knock......whos there ......lil by blew ..lil boy blew who ...MJ
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Knock Knock Jokes #1468
(21.12.2006)
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Will you remember me tomorro?
yes
Will you remember me next week?
yes
Will you remember next month?
yes
Will you remember next year?
yes
Knock Knock......
Who's There?
See you've forgotten me already!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1466
(21.12.2006)
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Knock knock! whos there ben ben who ben down and lick my boots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Knock Knock Jokes #1465
(21.12.2006)
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knock-knock
who's there
interupting cow
interupting moooooooooooooooo cow who
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Knock Knock Jokes #1464
(21.12.2006)
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A mean and cruel boss stops his employees to tell a joke so they stop working he said
knock knock
who's there
aren't cha
aren't cha who
aren't cha suppose to be working u r all fired
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Knock Knock Jokes #1462
(21.12.2006)
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Foreigner.
Foreigner who?
Couldn't get foreigner, I could only get three...
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Knock Knock Jokes #1461
(21.12.2006)
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Knock Knock
who's there
bo-ho
bo-ho who
stop crying it's not the end of the world.
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