Knock knock jokes

Knock knock jokes are known to us from your childhood. They are well distributed in the English-speaking countries and very popular in the U.S.A, France, UK and many others. These jokes are very unobtrusive and the children can easily understand and even invent them. Knock knock joke is the best way to spend time with a fun with your child. Psychologists highly recommended using such jokes to communicate with children because they allow them to improve their language skills. The format of the knock knock jokes is a simple play of words which turns into a pun, and you can lift your mood with its help. So let's get a try! First always goes the expression: «knock knock», then the question: "Who's there?". Then the person usually says a word that can cause a pun. The receiver then asks: «Name who?» and other person continues punster line. When this is explained in detail, it does not seem so funny, but it is worth trying to come up with such jokes in the company of your children, and you will see that this is the most funny and good jokes.

Knock Knock Jokes #1460 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
who's there?
MMmmmm
MMmmmm Who
Are you a COW?

Knock Knock Jokes #1459 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Whos' There?
Stuck On....
Stuck on who?
Stuck on You......

Knock Knock Jokes #1458 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Interrupting Cow!
Interrupting Cow W......
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Knock Knock Jokes #1457 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

knock knock
whos there
keyna
keyna who
keyna wipe your butt

Knock Knock Jokes #1456 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

visitor=knock knock...friend= whos there? visitor=runnip????? friend=runnip whp

Knock Knock Jokes #1455 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

knock knock
whos there
shitimish
shitimish who
better go clean them shoes then

Knock Knock Jokes #1454 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

knock knock!
whos there?
asshole!
asshole who!
open the door and find out asshole!

Knock Knock Jokes #1453 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

knock knock
who's there?
justin
justin who?
justin time to let me in

Knock Knock Jokes #1452 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

Knock knock
Whos there
Justin
Justin who??
Mama your justin time to wipe my @$$ !!!

Knock Knock Jokes #1451 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

knock knock.
whos there.
cuck.
cuckwho.
stop doing bird impressions and open the door.
thank you! im here all week.

Knock Knock Jokes #1450 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

knock nock
whos there
bigish
bigishwho
also ......................................................................
you: will u know me in 1 day
freind: yes
you: 1 month
freind: yes
you: 1 year
freind: yes
knock knock
freind: whos there
you : i thaught you said you will remember me

Knock Knock Jokes #1449 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who.?
Didja make yur bed this morning?
Knock,knock.
Whos there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Wanna come out and play?
Knock,knock!
Whos there?
Ayatollah.
Ayatollah who ?
I a toldja yesterday that I was sick !

Knock Knock Jokes #1448 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

knock knock who's there tuna fish tuna fish who? you could tune a piano but you could not tune a fish from rocky5

Knock Knock Jokes #1447 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!

Knock Knock Jokes #1446 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

KNOCK KNCOK
WHOS THERE
BABY BLUE
BABY BLUE WHO
MICHEAL JACKSON

Knock Knock Jokes #1445 (21.12.2006) Rating: [0]

------Many already know the joke with "impatient cow"......
Q: Knock Knock
A: Who's there?
Q: Impatient Cow
A: Impatient Co......... Q: Moo
------Another one
Q: Knock Knock
A: Who's there?
Q: Impatient Starfish
A: Impatient Starfis........... Q: Put's their hand up into the other person's face (Like a starfish)