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Knock knock jokes

Knock knock jokes are known to us from your childhood. They are well distributed in the English-speaking countries and very popular in the U.S.A, France, UK and many others. These jokes are very unobtrusive and the children can easily understand and even invent them. Knock knock joke is the best way to spend time with a fun with your child. Psychologists highly recommended using such jokes to communicate with children because they allow them to improve their language skills. The format of the knock knock jokes is a simple play of words which turns into a pun, and you can lift your mood with its help. So let's get a try! First always goes the expression: «knock knock», then the question: "Who's there?". Then the person usually says a word that can cause a pun. The receiver then asks: «Name who?» and other person continues punster line. When this is explained in detail, it does not seem so funny, but it is worth trying to come up with such jokes in the company of your children, and you will see that this is the most funny and good jokes.
Knock Knock Jokes #2013   (23.10.2007)   Rating: [-17]

Knock knock
who's there ?
John
... who ?
Exactly



Knock Knock Jokes #1549   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!


Knock Knock Jokes #1548   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [3]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!


Knock Knock Jokes #1547   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [2]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska!
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!


Knock Knock Jokes #1546   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!


Knock Knock Jokes #1545   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!


Knock Knock Jokes #1544   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [-3]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!


Knock Knock Jokes #1543   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfie!
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!


Knock Knock Jokes #1542   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfalfa!
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!


Knock Knock Jokes #1541   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!


Knock Knock Jokes #1540   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred the needle if you sew!


Knock Knock Jokes #1539   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [-3]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alice!
Alice who?
I'm Alice chasing rainbows....!


Knock Knock Jokes #1538   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ali!
Ali who?
Ali, Ali oxen free!


Knock Knock Jokes #1537   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allegra!
Allegra who?
Allegra is broken!


Knock Knock Jokes #1536   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [-2]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allan!
Allan who!
Allan-d of Manhattan!


Knock Knock Jokes #1535   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alison!
Alison who?
Alison it's dark outside!


Knock Knock Jokes #1534   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaimie!
Jaimie who!
Jaimie a game of chess!


Knock Knock Jokes #1533   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaguar!
Jaguar who?
Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick!


Knock Knock Jokes #1532   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alli!
Alli who?
Alligator, that's who!


Knock Knock Jokes #1531   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
James!
James who!
James people play!


Knock Knock Jokes #1530   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [-3]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake!


Knock Knock Jokes #1529   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jan!
Jan who?
Jan of Green Gables!


Knock Knock Jokes #1528   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anka!
Anka who?
Anka the ship!


Knock Knock Jokes #1527   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankansas!
Ankansas who?
Ankansas though any piece of wood!


Knock Knock Jokes #1526   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ankara!
Ankara who?
Ankara went off the cliff!


Knock Knock Jokes #1525   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivor!
Ivor who?
Ivor good mind not to tell you now!


Knock Knock Jokes #1524   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ann!
Ann who?
Anndromeda Strain!


Knock Knock Jokes #1523   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna one, anna two...!


Knock Knock Jokes #1522   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Izzy!
Izzy who?
Izzy come, Izzy go!


Knock Knock Jokes #1521   (21.12.2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivory!
Ivory who?
Ivory strong like Tarzan!


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