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Joke #1909   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Your sitting on a bench reading a newspaper while eating a sandwich when you notice that there are 5 lawyers drowning and theres only enough time to save 3 what do you do? finish you sandwich or read your newspaper?



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Joke #1882   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Q: How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them. Full text

Joke #1883   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Q: What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Full text
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