So you opened this because the subject line was about SEX. Would you have opened it if it said God? why not? Why is it so easy for people to spread the word of sex but get embarassed when it comes to God? There is no bribe of a miracle. If you truely belive in God then repost this and title the bulletin as "I WANT SEX" to get poeple to open it. If you don't believe in God then just ignore this.. don't be ashamed In the Bible Jesus says, "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven
A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven. "There must be some mistake," the lawyer argues. "I??™m too young to die. I??™m only fifty five." "Fifty five?" says Saint Peter. "No, according to out calculations, you??™re eighty two." "How??™s you get that?" the lawyer asks. Answers St. Peter: "We added up your time sheets." Full text
What happens when you give a lawyer viagra? He gets taller. Full text