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Joke #1914   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.



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Joke #1892   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

A doctor told her patient that his test results indicated that he had a rare disease and had only six months to live.
"Isn't there anything I can do?" pleaded the patient.

"Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life. Full text

Joke #1893   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Do you want to know what the difference between a lawyer that had been run over and a snake that has been run over?...

In front of the snake there are skid marks.... Full text
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