There was a lawyer and a blonde sitting next to eachother on a plain. The lawyer bored, and the blonde tired.
The lawyer finaly asked the blonde if she would like to play a game after 5 minutes of silence.
The blonde said she didnt want too.
The lawyer ignoring her answer said "okay I ask you a question and if you get it wrong or dont know the answer you give me five dollars. Then you ask me a question and if I dont know it or get it wrong I give you five dollars."
The blonde, annoyed said "i dont want to play im tired."
The lawyer bored out of is mind couldnt take the answer so he said "okay how about if i get it wrong or dont know it i give you 20 dollars but you still give me 5."
"No im too tired," said the blonde.
"Okay how about 50 dollars if i get it wrong?" asked the lawyer.
"Im too tired, i just want to go to sleep!" said the blonde annoyed.
"Okay a hundred dollars," said the lawyer.
"FINE!" said the blonde just to make him be quiet.
"Cool" said the lawyer. "Whats 100 times 100?" asked the lawyer thinking that the blonde wasnt too smart.
"1,000, "said the blonde.
"Dang!" said the lawyer.
"Whats two feet down and three feet up?" asked the blonde.
The lawyer looked srprised at this question. He had no idea what the answer was. He asked the people across the isle from him. They had no idea. He asked the lady giving out food. She had no idea. He looked on the internet but couldnt find anything. Finaly he gave up. He counte a hundred dollars out of his poket and gave it to the blonde.
"Well what was it?" asked the lawyer.
The blonde then took five dollars out of her wallet and gave it to the lawyer.