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Joke #1919   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Q: Whats the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick



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Joke #1902   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short ... Full text


Joke #1903   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

"Three dollars an ounce."

"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

"Four dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"$1,000 an ... Full text



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