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Joke #1923 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [0]

A guy finds a lamp. And out of the lamp comes a geni. the geni says that he can have 3 wishes but that for every wish a every lwayer in the world will get twice that. So for his first wish he says well I really want a million dollars. The geni says are you sure that means every lawyer in the world is going to get to get 2 million dollars. Ya i think i can live with that, so the guy got a million dollars and every lawyer got two million dollars. So for my second wish i think i want a really hot girlfriend. The geni says ok but remember every lawyer in the world is going to get two really hot girlfriend. Ok i can live with that says the guy. So the guy got a really ot girlfriend and every lawyer got two really hot girlfriends. Ok, so what will your last wish be says the geni. Well ive always wanted to donate a kidney. Plaeas rate this joke below.

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Joke #1910 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [0]

A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100." The lawyer stood up and said "Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . ." Full text

Joke #1911 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [0]

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journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by
attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by
insightful witnesses:

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
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