A guy finds a lamp. And out of the lamp comes a geni. the geni says that he can have 3 wishes but that for every wish a every lwayer in the world will get twice that. So for his first wish he says well I really want a million dollars. The geni says are you sure that means every lawyer in the world is going to get to get 2 million dollars. Ya i think i can live with that, so the guy got a million dollars and every lawyer got two million dollars. So for my second wish i think i want a really hot girlfriend. The geni says ok but remember every lawyer in the world is going to get two really hot girlfriend. Ok i can live with that says the guy. So the guy got a really ot girlfriend and every lawyer got two really hot girlfriends. Ok, so what will your last wish be says the geni. Well ive always wanted to donate a kidney. Plaeas rate this joke below.