A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.

St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter's holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if ... Full text

A lawyer is someone who:

*Rights a fifty page report and calls it a brief

*Knows that laws are the guidelines of society, and help criminals read between them

*makes a deal with the devil that he gets whatever he wants in life, in exchange for his soul to burn in hell and then asks "What's the catch?"

*lives in poverty because he's to stingy to use up his $95 million. Full text