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Joke #1929   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [3]

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.



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Joke #1922   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off the cliff. There were no survivors.
Bad News: There was an empty row of seats on the bus!! Full text


Joke #1923   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

A guy finds a lamp. And out of the lamp comes a geni. the geni says that he can have 3 wishes but that for every wish a every lwayer in the world will get twice that. So for his first wish he says well I really want a million dollars. The geni says are you sure that means every lawyer in the world is going to get to get 2 million dollars. Ya i think i can live with that, so the guy got a million dollars and every lawyer got two million dollars. So for my second wish i think i want a really ... Full text



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