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Joke #1931   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

In reality,Heaven and Hell are right next to each other,separated by a bigass chain link fence.Well,one day some jackass broke a hole in the fence,and God and Satan sat down to talk about it.God said"You better repair that fence,or we'll sue you!".Well,the devil,he says"Oh yeah?Where the hell are you gonna find a lawyer??"



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Joke #1926   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Q: Why don't lawyers fall in love on Valentine's Day?
A: "Oh, come on. Even Cupid can't hit a target that small!" Full text

Joke #1927   (Mar 13, 2007)   Rating: [0]

There's two male lawyers on an island..they've been stranded for 2 years. One day, a beautiful woman washes up, and before the go out to meet her, one lawyer turns to the other and says "We havent..you know...in a while..should we screw her?"
The other Lawyer looked puzzled and said "Out of what?" Full text
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