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Joke #1932 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [1]

One day a guy found a genie lamp and rubbed and POOF! the genie popped out. The genie said that he would give the guy three wishes but that he was a lawyers genie and whatever he got every lawyer got double. First he wished for 10 million dollars POOF he has ten million dollars but every lawyer in the world gets 20 million. Second he wishes fow world peace POOf he has it. Every lawyer in the world gets Utopia. Third and last he wished to donate a kidney. Every lawyer in the world donated both of there kidneys.

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Joke #1928 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [0]

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."
Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"
Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left." Full text

Joke #1929 (Mar 13, 2007) Rating: [3]

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed ... Full text

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