Scientists are now carrying out most of their experiments on lawyers instead of rats. There are 3 main reasons for this: 1. There are considerably more lawyers in the world than there are rats. 2. The scientists don't get so attached to the lawyers. 3. There are some things that even the rats won't do.
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