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Marriage Jokes

Marriage Jokes #2112   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [27]

'A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'



Marriage Jokes #2111   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [14]

First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


Marriage Jokes #2110   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [2]

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


Marriage Jokes #2109   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [0]

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say-talk in your sleep.


Marriage Jokes #2108   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [0]

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.


Marriage Jokes #2107   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [3]

Then there was a woman who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.


Marriage Jokes #2106   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [4]

A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'


Marriage Jokes #2105   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [4]

A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'


Marriage Jokes #2104   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [3]

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished


Marriage Jokes #2103   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [-3]

When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


Marriage Jokes #2102   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [0]

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'


Marriage Jokes #2101   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [3]

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'


Marriage Jokes #2100   (22.07.2008)   Rating: [0]

You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.






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