At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him.
"Well," Bubba began, "We wuz havin' a good time drinking, when my cousin Ray picked up his shotgun and said, 'Hey, der ya fellows wanna go hunting?'"
"And then what happened?" the officer interrupted.
"From what I remember," Bubba said, "I stood up and said, 'Sure, I'm game.'"
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There was a rich guy and a poor guy, the poor guy asks the rich guy "so what did you get your wife for her birthday?" the rich guy replies "a ferrari and a mercedes, so when she wants to feel rich she can drive the ferrari and when she wants to feel important she can drive the mercedes. What did you get your wife" the poor guy replies " I got her a pair of mocasins and a vibrater" the rich guys asks "why" the poor guy says "If she dosent like the mocasins she can go fuck herself". Full text