When I asked my doctor to give me something to sharpen my appetite he just gave me a razor blade.
man1:'' I got my wife a vcp''man2:''Don't you mean a vcr"?man1:"No, a vcp..... very cheap present! Full text
Brunette: Today is my niece's birthday. Do you wanna come to her party?Blonde: What day is today?Brunette: January 11.Blonde: Oh I'm sorry for your niece.Brunette: What, why?Blonde: Since her birthday is in January, she has to wait a whole year til her next birthday. Full text