When I told the doctor's receptionist that I kept thinking I was a billiard ball she told me to get the end of the cue.
Brunette: When's your birthday?Blonde: June 23rd. What about you?Brunette: December 25.Blonde: Oh my god your so lucky your birthday is on Easter! Full text
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Full text