'Doctor, doctor! My small son has just swallowed a roll of film.' 'Don't worry. Let him rest a bit and we'll wait and see what develops.'
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". Full text
Surgeons looking at the X-ray picture: - Oh-hhh! Clavicle and two ribs broken, crack in fibula. Not bad, in Photoshop will corrected. Full text