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Joke #1856   (Mar 4, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Patient: 'Doctor, I want to stop pulling funny faces.'
Doctor: 'Why?'
Patient: 'Because the ugly people don't like it when I pull their faces.'



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Joke #1775   (Feb 21, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Two lawyers and their boss go out for lunch and run into a genie.

"If you all give me five dollars each, I'll grant you one wish." The genie sighed.

All three lawyers debated and gave the genie fifteen dollars total. The first one goes, "I would like to go to Paradise and never come back." He was gone.

"Wow, that was some serious shit," said the other two.

The second lawyer goes and wishes for a beautiful wife and unlimited money in ... Full text


Joke #1776   (Feb 21, 2007)   Rating: [0]

Scientists stopped using mice for experiaments and started using lawyers.
Turns out its quite easy to get attatched to a rodent. Full text



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