Patient: 'Doctor, every time I eat fruit I get this strange urge to give people all my money.' Doctor: 'Would you like an apple or a banana?'
Worried woman: 'Doctor, I think I'm pregnant.' Doctor: 'But I gave you the Pill.' Worried woman: 'Yes, I know. But it keeps falling out.' Full text
Doctor, doctor! I've swallowed a spoon.' Sit down and don't stir.' Full text