Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
Patient: 'And when my right arm is quite better, will I be able to play the trumpet?' Doctor: 'Most certainly - you should be able to play it with ease. Patient: 'That's wonderful - I could never play it before.' Full text
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus." "Don't worry, it won't happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia." Full text