George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says:
"As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my
country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a
Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom,
you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a
Principality then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a principality you
have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How bout an
Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look
Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge -
and you are not an Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen
said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".