there was a man hu had a house it was a big house. 1 day he went 4 sum
bread. wen he came home it was on fire, n a little green man was running
away from it!! he got a nw house it was smaller than the big house. it was
medioca size house. n he went 4 sum milk n he came bak n the medioca
house was on fire. n the little green man was running away. so he bought
a smaller house, this was average. he went 2 buy sum butter. he came
home and the average house was on fire and a little green man was
running away. so then he bought a small house. it was piddley. he went 2
buy sum cheese n wen he came bak the piddley house was on fire and a
little green man was running away. so he ran out of moiney. so he lived in
a cardboard box at the side of kingston street in maclesfield. he went 2
buy sum olives wit his last 50p. wen he came bak his box was on fire and
the little green man was runin away!! so he thought "i will chase that son
a bitch n hunt him down like the dog that he is!!" so he did. hhe chased
him all oover the world but wen he finally caught him he sed "is it u hu
keeps setting me houses on fire??" and the little green man ses.......
"yes"