There is the Pope, a 10 year old boy, George Bush, an accountant and a
lawyer on a plane and only 4 parachutes on board when all of a sudden
the engins die and the plane starts to go down. The accountant says, "the
world runs around money so I have to live" He jumps out of the plane. The
lawyer stands up next and says" The world needs law and order so I must
live as well" He jumps out of the plane. George Bush stands up and says"
I'm the president of the USA and the most important person in the world, I
can't die" He jumps out of the plane as well. The Pope says to the little
boy, " You take the last parachute and live I've done my job in this world."
The little bay responds and says" Acually there are two parachutes left
George Bush just grabbed my school bag.