PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HE IS
CHANGING THE NATION'S EMBLEM TO A CONDOM BECAUSE IT MORE
CLEARLY REFLECTS HIS ADMINISTRATION'S OFFICAL & POLITICAL
STANCE.
HERE ARE A FEW REASONS THAT HAVE CAUSED HIM TO DO THIS.
THIS IS COMPLETLY BACKED BY INTELLIGENCE REPORTS THAT HIS
ADMINSTRATION HAS RECEIVED AND REVIEWED.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.
It just doesn't get more accurate than that.