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Joke #1437 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

A man knocked on a persons door and said " oh Presidant Bush has been
captured by the Talaban and if we dont send them a billon pounds then
they will burn Bush on a fire with petrol." Can you help us
The man replies " Okay, so how much have you raised then"
He replies " About 2 gallons"

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