A man knocked on a persons door and said " oh Presidant Bush has been captured by the Talaban and if we dont send them a billon pounds then they will burn Bush on a fire with petrol." Can you help usThe man replies " Okay, so how much have you raised then"He replies " About 2 gallons"
yo mama so short, she did a drive-by in a hot wheel. Full text
yo momma is so poor, that the last time she smellt a hot meal, was when a rich guy farted. yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.yo momma is so fat that when she wants someone to shake hands with her, she has to give them directions.yo momma is so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.yo momma is so fat that she has her own area code.yo momma is so fat that i had to take a train, and two buses just to get on ... Full text