UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Washington, D.C.

MY DEAREST PRESIDENT HUSSEIN, 18 FEB 98

I HOPE THIS LETTER REACHES YOU IN THE BEST OF HEALTH. THINK OF YOU OFTEN, SO
I DECIDED TO WRITE YOU THIS LETTER TO LET YOU KNOW I AM DOING WELL AND SO IS HILLARY. I UNDERSTAND WE DON'T EXACTLY SEE EYE TO EYE ON THIS U.N. INSPECTOR
THING, BUT I'M SURE AFTER I EXPLAIN MY FEELINGS ON THE MATTER YOU WILL
UNDOUBTEDLY SEE MY POINT.

I GUESS I SHOULD JUST GET STRAIGHT TO THE MEAT OF THE MATTER AND SAY. . . .
IF I WANT ANY OF YOUR LIP, I'LL JUST UNZIP MY PANTS!!!! LET THE U.N.
INSPECTORS DO THEIR JOB YOU RAG-HEAD SON-OF-A-CAMEL-HUMPIN-BITCH ...   Full text