You might be a redneck if...More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.You think the stock market has a fence around it.You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.Your home has more miles on it than your car.
A torist goes on vacation to shara and gets straded so he makes friends with a group of 2 monts later the guy is horny so he asked a guy where can he fuck a girl so the guy tells him use the camel they had the gu says fuck no so he asked someone else they said the same thing so he waits 2 mouths so he starts to fuck the camel all the guys are like what the fuck are you doing your suppose to take the camel in to town. Full text
Why Michael Jackson go out with thirty nine year olds?Because there were thirty of them! Full text