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Joke #1654   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

You might be a redneck if...
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a huntin' dog.
You're an expert on worm beds.
The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
Your family tree does not fork.
The flood history of the area can be seen on your living room walls.
You haul more than U-Haul.
Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"
There is a gun rack on your bicycle.
Your wedding was held in the delivery room.



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Joke #1388   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

U knOw Ur pOOr whEn U hAvE tO UsE A plAstIc bAg As A cOndOm!!! Full text


Joke #1389   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [-3]

I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me til my face went Orange, til I busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
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