One day, three boys was walking and all of a sudden they see George W. Bush drowning. The three boys, not thinking, jumped down and saved him. After Bush was saved, he turned to all three of the boys and said "Thanks for saving my life, i will give you guys anything you want." The first boy said "okay, i want a mercedes". Bush said "Ok." The second boy says "Ok, i want one million dollars." Bush said "ok". The last boy said "I want a coffin." Bush said "why?" The boy said "my parents will ... Full text

His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished since he had given up drinking years ago. When asked why he was off the wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle. They smiled and told him that wasn't much of an accomplishment. "Ah, but you're wrong. I did it in record time." When asked what that record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months. ... Full text