You might be a redneck if...You've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.You've ever been too drunk to fish.You've ever bought a used cap.You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.You've ever used a weedeater indoors.Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'.You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
Why does Laura have to be on top when she's having sex with her hubby?Because Bush can only fuck up. Full text
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