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Joke #1664 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

You might be a redneck if...
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.

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Joke #1408 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [2]

Theres 4 people on a plane and the plane is about to crash into a mountain. Unfortunately there are only 3 parachutes. The people on the plance are: Micheal Jordan, The Pope, Bush, and 9-year old.
They cant deside which 3 people will get parachutes.
Micheal Jordan takes a parachute and yells "I'm too famous to die!"
*Jumps off the plane*
Bush yells out "I'm the president of the USA! I can't die!"
*Jumps off plane*
Its down to The Pope and the 9-year old boy. Only one ... Full text

Joke #1409 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

there's a rich guy who was diagnosed of having brain cancer and gonna die soon. the doc suggests him to do a brain transplantation and lists the choices of brains he can use and the price of them
karl marx's brain for 1 million dollars
einstein's brain, 2 million dollars
bush's brain, 5 million dollars
the rich guy was surprised that the price of bush's brain is more expensive than the other two genius, and inquired the doc
the doc simply replies, "simple, his brain is ... Full text

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