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Joke #1668 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

You might be a redneck if...
You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
It's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.

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Joke #1416 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [3]

There is the Pope, a 10 year old boy, George Bush, an accountant and a
lawyer on a plane and only 4 parachutes on board when all of a sudden
the engins die and the plane starts to go down. The accountant says, "the
world runs around money so I have to live" He jumps out of the plane. The
lawyer stands up next and says" The world needs law and order so I must
live as well" He jumps out of the plane. George Bush stands up and says"
I'm the president of the USA and ... Full text

Joke #1417 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HE IS
CHANGING THE NATION'S EMBLEM TO A CONDOM BECAUSE IT MORE
CLEARLY REFLECTS HIS ADMINISTRATION'S OFFICAL & POLITICAL
STANCE.
HERE ARE A FEW REASONS THAT HAVE CAUSED HIM TO DO THIS.
THIS IS COMPLETLY BACKED BY INTELLIGENCE REPORTS THAT HIS
ADMINSTRATION HAS RECEIVED AND REVIEWED.
A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a ... Full text

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