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Joke #1669 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

You might be a redneck if...
Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
The ASPCA raids your kitchen.
You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.
Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.
You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.
Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

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Joke #1418 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Bush was in Africa with natives talking about Developing Aid, for instance:
"We americans love you, you are the best partners we have etc...."
All the natives shouted "HUGGA! HUGGA!" and Bush got excited: "I am on your side, we will give more money etc"
Natives: "HUGGA, HUGGA ;HUGGA" very loud and entusiastically.
Later Bush aske the chief "Can I have a look att your cattle over there?"
Chief "YES, but be careful that you do not step on hugga"
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Joke #1419 (Dec 21, 2006) Rating: [0]

Walking Eagle
President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American
Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his
future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of
living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed
"YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for
approval.
Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed ... Full text

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