You might be a redneck if...Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.You think cur is a breed of dog.People hear your car long before they see it.Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
there were five presidents on a plane. george washinton, abe lincon, tom jefferson, george bush and bill clinton.g washinton says "ill make 1 person happy" and so he throws 1 1 doller bill off the plane.a liincon says "ill make 20 people happy" so he throws 20 1 doller bills of the plane.t jefferson says "ill make 100 people happy" so he throws 100 1 doller bills off the plane.g bush says "ill make the whole world happy" so he throws bill clinton off the plane. Full text
why did kerry want to get his nipples peirced? because he heard bush had a dick cheney Full text