You might be a redneck if...You prefer the Sears catolog to Charmin.Your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q.You think deer hunting should be an olympic sport.You have a set of 16 matching salad bowls, and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.You have to call the police more than once a week to remove your drunk mother-in-law from your front lawn.Your name is Billy Joe Jim Bob III.You ever spent the night in the bed of your truck rather than paying for a motel room.None of your zippers have all their teeth either. 49.You are driving the car you were conceived in.You've ever used scissors on food.You've ever re-used a paper plate.
Knock Knock?Who's there?A faggot.A faggot who?A faggot who loves knock knock jokes. Full text
------Many already know the joke with "impatient cow"......Q: Knock KnockA: Who's there?Q: Impatient CowA: Impatient Co......... Q: Moo------Another oneQ: Knock KnockA: Who's there?Q: Impatient StarfishA: Impatient Starfis........... Q: Put's their hand up into the other person's face (Like a starfish) Full text