You might be a redneck if...Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her houseThe ASPCA raids your kitchen.You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can getGrandma a new plug of tobacco.You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
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