You might be a reneck if...Your best coat is a black and red checkered.You put your Christmas lights up 2 weeks after taking them down.You consider duct tape and tarp straps necessities for auto body repair.You raise the confederate flag in the bed of your truck whenever you go for a drive.You can't wait for the Saturday night square dance.You refer to your truck as if it had a legal first name.You've ever been given a gun as a present.Flannel is your favorite color.You or one of your relatives is named Cletus.Your grandfather can sense a storm coming by a mysterious twitching in his knee.
Knock KnockWho's there?Oslo!Oslo who!Oslo down, whats the hurry! Full text
Knock KnockWho's there?Dana!Dana who?Dana talk with your mouth full! Full text