You might be a reneck if...You've run out of room on your arm from the tattoos of all wives names.You refuse to wash your truck on account that you have a strong suspicion that mud and rust is all that's holding it together.People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a yard sale.You've ever told the local sheriff that you smell a pig and he replies, " I knew I should have taken a shower after I slopped the hogs today."Your idea of a luxury car is one that has the white fur covered seats in it.You think the internet is a new fishing tool.There's a pothole in the road and you swerve . . . to hit it.Your Truck has more Neon on it than the window of your local bar.You argue to the government that the budwiser plant should be one of the 7 wonders of the world.Your kids can't go out for Hollween because there's nobody within walking distance to get candy from.
Knock KnockWho's there?Minnie!Minnie who?No not Minnie-who - Minnehaha! Full text
Knock KnockWho's there?Chad!Chad who?Chad to make your acquaintance! Full text