You might be a reneck if...Duct tape and wire are the only two things holding your truck together.Your bumper sticker reads "If you're missing your cat, look in my treads. "You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.You've ever parked your date next to a YIELD sign hoping she'd take the hint.Your kids learned to shoot before they learned to walk.You place a classified asking less than $1.You think the freeway is the back door of the movie theater.Higher math means counting over 10.The lake has to be restocked after you take a bath.You have a lucky rabbit's foot in your pocket and a lucky rabbit nailed above your fireplace.
Knock KnockWho's there?Ann!Ann who?Anndromeda Strain! Full text
Knock KnockWho's there?Ivor!Ivor who?Ivor good mind not to tell you now! Full text