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Joke #1728   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

You might be a reneck if...
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. A Wookie has ever told you that you need to shave. You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears.
Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel.
You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack.
You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow.
The bill is figured either in dollars or chickens.
Hospital food consists of picking your own corn on the roof.



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Joke #1536   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allan!
Allan who!
Allan-d of Manhattan! Full text


Joke #1537   (Dec 21, 2006)   Rating: [0]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allegra!
Allegra who?
Allegra is broken! Full text



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