You might be a reneck if...You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling. You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.You built an outhouse over the Sarlaac. You've ever argued with a Jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid. A Wookie has ever told you that you need to shave. You have ever wrecked a landspeeder while trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber.Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".Immunizations are worn fanny-packs, full of lizard's feet, owl's beaks and pig's ears. Double By-Pass Surgery is only done when it's shown on The Learning Channel. You have a choice of walkers, with or without a gun rack. You share the Recovery Room with a sick cow. The bill is figured either in dollars or chickens. Hospital food consists of picking your own corn on the roof.
Knock KnockWho's there?Allan!Allan who!Allan-d of Manhattan! Full text
Knock KnockWho's there?Allegra!Allegra who?Allegra is broken! Full text