A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said. "Here's your chicken." said the farmer.
One day, a blonde walks into a barber shop and asks for her hair to be cut. The barber says "Sure i'll cut it for you. But you cant have those earphones on." So the blonde tells the barber that she can not take them off and leaves.Then, a few days later, the blonde walks into the same barber shop and asks for her hair to be cut. The barber tells her the same thing that he told her last time, so she storms out of the shop once again.Then, for a last and final time, the blonde walks ... Full text
what did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Look daddy, baby doughnuts Full text