OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselvesOLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legsOLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest termsOLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrateOLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just go off on a tangentOLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just lose some functionsOLD MEDIUMS never die, they are just visiting their friendsOLD MERCENARIES never die, they find someone else to take their placeOLD MERCENARIES never die, they just go to hell to regroupOLD METEORS never die, they just burn upOLD MILKMAIDS never die, they just lose their wheyOLD MINISTERS never die -- they just go out to pastorOLD MP's never die, they just attain peerageOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?""No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke." Full text
For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.""Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.." Full text