My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick." Full text

Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number! Full text

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ??? Full text

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!! Full text

n case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU F@$KING IDIOT!! Full text

Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working! Full text

If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel. Full text

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit. Full text

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long. Full text

I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils... Full text

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! Full text

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids... Full text

I am not your type ... I am not inflatable. Full text

I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T Full text

I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing! Full text

How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated? Full text

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. Full text

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain. Full text

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! Full text

God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : 'I hope she will make herself up!' Full text

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes! Full text

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ? Full text

Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy. Full text

E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need. Full text

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too ! Full text

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . . Full text

Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! . Full text

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found. Full text

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!! Full text

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again! Full text