your momma is so backwards she sits on the tv and watches the couch!
What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?Nothing. They have never met. Full text
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' Full text