Your mum is so old when i hit her back her tits fell offYour mum is so fat she makes free willy look like a gold fishyour mum is so dumb she got locked tescos and die of starvationYour dad is so dumb he sold his car for petrol money
Whats the difference between a smart blonde and a U.F.O?There has been sightings of U.F.O's Full text
What do you call a blonde standing on her head naked?A brunette with bad breath! Full text